Private beta · EU-hosted · Built on Grafana

Know the moment something's actually wrong.

shoofi watches your servers, containers, Kubernetes and websites, and alerts you when a real problem starts, not on every passing blip. Point one small agent at your stack and you're monitored in minutes.

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EU infrastructure
Your data stays in Europe
No credit card
Free Starter tier
Open-source agent
Powered by Grafana Alloy
Three things we watch

The monitoring an SMB actually needs.

Metrics-first, no log bills to worry about, no APM contract to sign. Just clear answers about whether your infrastructure is healthy, and a heads-up when it isn't.

The basics, done right

Servers & VMs

CPU, memory, disk and network on every host, plus a "this machine stopped reporting" alert so a box that falls over never goes unnoticed.

Workloads, not YAML

Kubernetes

Catch crash-looping, unschedulable, image-pull-failing and OOMKilled workloads, and Deployments running short of replicas, with one toggle.

Before your customers notice

Certificates & uptime

Watch your public URLs and TLS certificates. Get warned days before a cert expires and the moment a site stops responding.

Alerts that respect your attention

The opposite of alert fatigue.

Most monitoring tools drown you until you mute them, and then you miss the one that mattered. shoofi ships deliberately patient defaults so the alerts you get are worth reading.

Tuned to not cry wolf

Our alerts wait for a problem to be real. A container that restarts once during a deploy, or a URL that blips for a few seconds, will not page you at 3am.

Minutes, not seconds of noise

When something is genuinely broken you hear about it within minutes, with the pod, host or URL named, so you go straight to the cause instead of hunting.

Curated rules, your thresholds

Turn on a rule from a maintained catalog in one click, then adjust the threshold and severity per tenant. No PromQL required to get started.

One place, in Grafana

Every alert lands in email or Telegram and every metric is queryable in your own isolated Grafana. Nothing to host, nothing to patch.

Set up

Three steps to monitored.

Onboarding is the same flow you'll see after you sign up, with no surprise complexity behind the login wall.

  1. 1

    Pick what to watch

    Toggle servers, Docker, Kubernetes, or URL and certificate checks. The portal knows what each one needs.

  2. 2

    Copy the agent config

    One small file. We bake in your token, scrape jobs and labels. Paste it where Grafana Alloy runs, save, restart.

  3. 3

    Watch the data flow

    Live confirmation when the first sample lands. From there you are in Grafana with alerts already wired up.

Plans

Free to start. Pay when you scale.

Starter is free. When you need more retention, more series, or routed alerts, talk to us.

Starter
€0/month

Free forever

  • 15 days metrics retention
  • Up to 100,000 time series
  • 10,000 samples/sec ingestion
  • Community support
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Pro
Custom

Priced per workload — contact us for a quote

  • 90 days metrics retention
  • Up to 5,000,000 time series
  • 500,000 samples/sec ingestion
  • Email support (48h response)
  • Slack alert routing
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FAQ

Common questions.

What does shoofi monitor?

Metrics from your servers and VMs, Docker, Kubernetes workloads, and probes for your public URLs and TLS certificates. It is metrics-first monitoring, we do not ingest logs in this beta.

How fast will I know about a problem?

Real incidents reach you within minutes, by email or Telegram, with the affected host, pod or URL named. Alerts use deliberately patient defaults so a brief blip during a deploy does not page you.

How long is data retained?

Starter keeps 15 days of metrics; Pro extends retention and series budgets. This is a private beta on best-effort infrastructure, so treat it as a second pair of eyes and keep your own copy of anything critical.

Do you host outside the EU?

Today, no. The whole platform runs in the EU. Regional options can come later for larger customers.

How is my data handled?

You are the data controller; we are the processor. This is an invite-only beta with best-effort durability and no uptime guarantee yet, spelled out in the beta terms at sign-up.

What do I install?

Grafana Alloy, the open-source agent, runs entirely on your side and ships metrics to us. We render its config for you; there is nothing of ours to install on your machines.